The Micaroni and Cheese Page

Welcome to the Micaroni and Cheese page. What is Micaroni you ask? Well there's Mac aroni right? Well there's Micaroni too.
See! The size pictured above is extra extra large.

Here's the normal size.

Microni Recipes

I know you've been waiting with baited breath so here are the first of the micaroni recipes.
Microwave Micaroni
(Note: best accoplish with the aid of a dissecting microscope)Put the micaroni into a 5ml beaker add 100 microliters of water and place in microwave for 10 seconds or until the ronis have absorbed the water (you might need a magnifying glass or microscope to tell) Add a 3 microliter aliquot of oil or melted maragarine. Stir. Then pipet a 20 microliter aliquot of milk; add to the beaker. Stir with a capillary tube and add the packet of powdered cheese. Stir until evenly coated and eat.
Micaroni as Ant bait
Use the same recipe as above except add 1gram of rat poison at the end. DO NOT confuse this with your regular micaroni.